Oppo you have been mildly cursed!

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/02/2018 at 11:56 • Filed to: None

You have slightly inconvenienced a vengeful demon and that demon has laid the following curse, “ Whenever you pilot any type of vehicle you must be listening to music from only one particular group in order for the vehicle to work.” Since it was only slightly inconvenienced you get to pick the music maker you will be cursed to listen to in order to use a riding lawnmower or drive to work.

Who’s music do you listen to?

DISCUSSION (36)

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:05

That’s an easy one. Weird Al Yankovic! :D

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:10

Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Tripper > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:10

Ranger - Bob Marley the catalog of tunes is large and I don’t get offensively tired of hearing those tunes the way I do some other artists.

M3 - It doesn’t really matter here as I will be turning it down as low as the vengeful demon allows so that I can hear the car. Just to be safe I choose Mozart. I can enjoy that at high volume and still hear/feel what the car is doing.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:13

one? man alive. probably rush, on account of the amount of music they’ve made.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:14

2Cellos

lone_liberal > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:21

That would drive me nuts, but I’d have to pick somebody who covered different styles over their career so there would be at least some variety and had a long enough career to have an extensive catalog . Something like the Boston P ops orchestra would accomplish that but probably isn’t true to the question. I’d probably go with Eric Clapton since it would be a lot of blues but also some great rock and pop stuff and plenty of albums to sample from.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:25

manchester orchestra

Long-Voyager > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:29

Have to be ZZ Ward or Haley Reinhart:

Jason Spears > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:35

It depends on the type of driving. For example, IMO nothing beats rush hour like Abba.

Urambo Tauro > Mercedes Streeter
08/02/2018 at 12:37

T h i s i s a g o o d c h o i c e .

interstate366, now In The Industry > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:37

Calibre

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:40

T o u g h c a l l . F o r me, i t ’ d h a v e to be a n a r t i s t w h o c o v e r s a w i d e r a n g e o f m u s i c a l g e n r e s . M a y be Jay Chou- h e’ s d o n e rap, hip-hop, rock, country, p o p , b a l l a d s , i n s t r u m e n t a l s , e t c . Good variety.

Future Heap Owner > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:42

The Isley Brothers. Huge catalog, decent stylistic range, extreme amounts of funk.

promoted by the color red > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:46

Camry: Taylor Swift

Miata: Gotta be Tatsuro Yamashita - get that ‘80s City Pop vibe cruising along on a summer evening with the top down. Cue up Silent Screamer for Mullholland or going into LA and Marmalade Goodbye when I’m just going on a drive along the beach/PCH .

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro
08/02/2018 at 12:47

Agreed.

CalzoneGolem > lone_liberal
08/02/2018 at 12:48

I’d allow Boston Pops.

CalzoneGolem > promoted by the color red
08/02/2018 at 12:49

That’s an interesting choice for the Camry.

CalzoneGolem > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/02/2018 at 12:52

This is good music.

CalzoneGolem > Future Heap Owner
08/02/2018 at 12:54

Sometimes you just gotta get the funk out.

CalzoneGolem > interstate366, now In The Industry
08/02/2018 at 12:55

That’s the name of the kindle software I’m using.

lone_liberal > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:56

Yee Haw!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 12:59

High Valley, FGL* or Zac Brown**. Easy and I can listen pretty much in any situation.

* May get a bit repetitive since a lot of their music is party anthem stuff. Then again, I do like those.

** Requires me to drive into the nearest tree if “Overnight” comes on. Otherwise, decent variety and a style I like.

If we’re going for a genre rather than an artist though, I may pick classic rock over country (or pop-country, faux-country etc to cover my bases before the elitists get here)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mercedes Streeter
08/02/2018 at 13:00

Ohh forgot him. Though I’d probably listen to Arrogant Worms instead because WHY THE HELL NOT

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 13:13

Not the right answer, but an ex used to insist on blasting the F&F Tokyo Drift soundtrack in my old fixed up Acura.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 13:23

Don’t bring up his personal history, this is about music; XXXTentacion. He has music for when I’m depressed and when I’m lit. Here’s “Off The Wall” with a Spit it Out sample by Slipknot.

WilliamsSW > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 13:29

CalzoneGolem > WilliamsSW
08/02/2018 at 13:31

Zeppe lin would be one of my top choices.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 13:42

I listen to Thanos’ music...

http://www.didthanoskill.me/

While staying at one of his hotels:

https://www.thanoshotels.com/

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > CalzoneGolem
08/02/2018 at 13:57

Well I have a Minor Threat CD that has been stuck in the stereo of my Valiant for over 15 years at this point. At this point it would be bad luck no to listen to it when I drive.

CalzoneGolem > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
08/02/2018 at 14:04

I hope you’ve got a backup disc.

CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
08/02/2018 at 14:05

Fair enough.